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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
I`m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You`re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what`s going on here.
I wish I had Shazam for faces...
God is creative, I mean just look at me.
ah... Crocs the 21st century version of the chastity belt
Guys, if my hair doesn`t look like a birds nest afterward, you`re doing it wrong.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket .. I´d miss you alot and think of you often.
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
I Hope I can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
I love all religions. They bring holidays .
The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well.
It’s amazing what I’m able to get done when I need to do something else.
I think I may be getting harder to love.
People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V "Tuesday"