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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading toward a lowered self-esteem and irregular bowel movements.
take me drunk i`m home
When you upload photos to Fb, i`d appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends ... It makes stalking them MUCH easier, thank you!
I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn!
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
I know two wrongs don`t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I`m like on 756.
Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
How can I be expected to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count?
Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
I just realized that Mr. Rogers had the first man-cave.
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.
If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.