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Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
went to see the conjuring, and now there`s 10 crosses, four bibles, and a poster of Chuck Norris in my room.
Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
If you play my workday backwards, it’s actually a nice story about idiots getting less and less annoying.
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.
Why can`t Mosquitos suck Fat instead of Blood!
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Actually officer, if you factor in the earth`s rotation, we were all speeding.
You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
Crazy is like diarrhea. You can only hold it in for so long.
once you delete your birthday from Facebook, you realize no-one ever gave a sh!t about you all along!
I don´t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.