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The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?
Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I`m not an idiot and I know how time travel works.
Does the sleeve tat go with my male pattern baldness and pot belly? Asking for a friend.
Success sleeps with u in private. Failure insults u in public ! Aa
Simply amazing how one word spoils the whole sentence: I’m getting laid.....off.
Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
The guest of honour was a bit subdued. The Keyboardist was playing too softly for my liking. But it was a good turnout, lots of food and laughter. But break out into one choreographed `Thriller` dance routine and the crowd goes all apesh!t and tosses you out of the funeral home.
If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there`s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
This day is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
I got a new high score today ... Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale
Don`t sweat the petty things and don`t pet the sweaty things.
Smelling another person should be a choice.