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Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
The wife and I never really argue except on where to vacation. I wanna go to the beach and she wants to come with me
Iām not fat... my stomach is 3D.
I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain beard 3.) prisoner of war beard 4.) homeless person beard 5.) wizard beard
The only problem with sarcasm is, it only works on intelligent people.
The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier.
The only thing worse than having it rain after you wash your car is have to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" Obviouly, I thought I was going to get away with it!
When I was a teenager, a "selfie" meant something totally different than it does today.
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
When you introduce clapping to your dancing you might probably be too old to be in a night club at 1am.
I thought we had nothing in common until I saw you buying 3 margaritas at a time.