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If they put beer in CapriSun pouches I could fit a lot more in my cooler. Just thought I`d throw that out there, people who invent sh!t.
Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
I don`t have a drinking problem, I just celebrate everything! Like the fact that shirts have armholes, I`ll be celebrating that tonight.
I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
Sex, drugs, and candy crush all have one thing in common. It’s only an addiction if you start paying for it.
The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are drinks
I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
I`m in my 30`s, but I still feel like I`m in my 20`s until I hang out with people in their 20`s and I`m like, "nope, I`m in my 30`s"
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it`s that everyone speaks English after they die.
i was sooo funny i cracked me off.......
My doctor said I need to workout with dumb-bells. Would any of you like to go jogging with me?
Sometimes, even I`m afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational post are hard.
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.