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"Haha" - me when I don`t understand the reference
Sometimes it`s nice to know karma is still a feisty little b!tch.
We still don`t know sh*t about that airplane. - NEWS
Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!
No one needs a vacation from me more than me.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
Hope you get down and funky on this the day of your birth!!
My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you`d think they could fly...
If it`s the thought that counts ... Then I should probably be in jail
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person ... apparently they call that stalking.
If your wife says "what would you do without me?" "Live happily ever after" is NOT the correct answer.
I`m writing this status very slowly, cause I know you guys can`t read very fast.