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It`s so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names.
I am currently watching the Holy Grail of horror movies. There are 10 minutes left and the black guy is still alive.
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
It`s bigger on the inside..said no woman, ever!
The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday.
Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???
When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
I own a shop selling `CLOSED` signs. We haven`t had a single customer today.
Talking to me this morning is like trying to dribble a ball with not enough air in it.
I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy, and innocent ... Oh, for heaven`s sake! Stop laughing!
Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.
If your day was that bad, why do you assume we want to know about it?
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It`s about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.