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So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? I`ve thought for years it was degree of toasty-ness.
I will write something profound ... subsoil!
If I truly posted what was on my mind ... I´d most likely be in a psychiatric hospital right now.
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
Social Media Awkwardness: When people "like" a relationship status of being single by your ex instead of yours.
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
My reaction to winning a billion dollars wouldn`t even come close to my 10 year old`s reaction when I told him that there`s no school today.
Just had workplace violence training. It`s like HR doesn`t even care about the first rule of fight club.
there`s only 2 things in life you have control in changing that is your attitude and a kids diaper.. which at times both can be the equivalent of the other..
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
When someone tells me I`m going to hell, I`m like "yeah, duh, I work there part time as a tour guide!"
I keep hitting the escape key ... But I`m still here.
Sleep is for people with no internet connection.
My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven`t even seen me in bed yet.
Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?