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I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
I just made you think of an elephant
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
Life is not fair. But life is not fair for everyone, which actually makes it fair.
Well, the people outside are frightful.
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
I like to say, "Well, enough with the small talk" before anyone has a chance to speak.
How do I like my eggs? ... Ummm, in a cake
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Elevators are so stupid. They have a button for the floor I`m already on.
Driving a Dodge doesn`t automatically make you a defensive driver.