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I am so deep in the friendzone I have been introduced to her boyfriend`s parents.
I`m going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don`t understand the meaning of Final.
doesn`t mind that people start spreading rumors about me.. it’s when they spread the truth that I’m screwed ;)
I think "Don`t Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills....
It`s amazing how many pedestrians confuse right-of-way with immortality.
Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
Velcro, what a rip-off!
How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
I`m the type of person who goes out to a restaurant and orders a veggie burger with cheese and bacon on it.
I just quit my job at the helium bottling plant. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.
Good thing I got a college degree I think as I put away the kid toys for the 49 billionth time
I’m bored, think I’ll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on for awhile.