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They say that being successful and living well is the best revenge. That may be so, but rubbing your naked ass all over someone`s cell phone when they aren`t looking is pretty good too ?
Remember, You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
didn`t get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the hell outta me!!
The pizza guy just said "see u tomorrow" ...
Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg ;)
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
?"Cheating" is such a strong word. I rather call it "talent scouting".
Well, I`ve officially entered the, "Why did I come into this room?" phase of my life.
Here`s a crazy trick to avoid looking fat in pictures: Lose weight.
All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.