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I`m a bitch ... What`s your excuse?
I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
Boy it`s nice out today... or at least that`s what it says on my computer.
Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off of the floor is another story.
I hate it when my fat makes me look fat.
Sometimes I take a bath because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower.
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
I once bought shoes in China that said "made around the corner"
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
Ahh..Monday, so we meet again ... You dirty bitch!!
My bed is half full - Lonely optimist.
I like to say my kid handles funds for a multi-billion dollar corporation. It`s easier than saying he is a cashier at McDonald`s
There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.