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It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone`s mouth while they`re talking?
dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
I did not trip...the floor looked like it needed a hug.
My day at work wasn`t easy, I just made it look that way!
Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
Do whatever you want, and if it`s something you`re going to regret in the morning, sleep late.
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE!
Obviously the movie "the good wife" is not based on a true story. It`s fiction people.
I want the drugs of the first guy who was like "DUDE, let`s carve a face into a pumpkin."