Daily Silly Status

A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.

So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?

I would watch NASCAR if hot wheels designed the tracks.

Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.

There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.

I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries

I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......

Life hack: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off.

I`m bored, I think I`ll ask my boyfriend if I look fat. - women

This year rather than candy for your valentine why not liquor instead.

I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.

Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: "Why am I talking to myself?"

Got a new blood pressure monitor, says it turns off after 6 minutes of inactivity .....

I was discussing with my friend about the popular trends on sex, marriage and values. He says to me, "I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" I replied. "I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?"

Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.