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A sure fire way to lose an afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says "come on it will only take a half hour to fix"
I support recycling, I wore this shirt yesterday.
If my smartphone was so smart, then why it can`t do my math homework
I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don`t care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.
So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
I dont want to sound like a badass or anything but I play Wii without the wrist strap on....
Damn…I’m having an out of money experience.
If someone starts a sentence with "words can`t express," brace yourself, because they`re about to give it a hell of a try anyway.
People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio
Life is different in Christian frats: “You should’ve seen this hot chick I didn’t bang.” “Way to save it for marriage, bro.” *fist bump*
It`s always the darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s the best time to do it.
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
If you`ve never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you`ve never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch.
I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
Today I saw a girl with the word "Anel" on her butt. I was like, woah..it`s supposed to say "Anal"..it`s spelled wrong then I realized it was supposed to say "Angel". The G was stuck in her a$$crack