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I just can`t help it ... Sarcastic bitch is built-in.
Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating...
The ultimate act of trust is buying your spouse a gun, and then showing them the correct way to use it.
Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
Is it wrong to drop off drunks at houses that aren`t theirs?
I spend the first half of work fantasizing about all the different places I could go for lunch.
“True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge.
I don`t know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever.
To-Do List : Nothing[?]
I used to play sports. Then realized you can buy trophies. Now I´m good at everything.
What’s the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
Depression is wanting to lay down and realizing that you are already laying down.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.