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Knowing sign language is a handy skill when it comes to identifying schizophrenics at famous people`s funerals.
sex is like a joke, some get it some don`t.....
I don`t know why people say "your guess is as good as mine"? ..because my guesses are always better. ;)
When someone says “You just made my day,” it makes my day.
You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
My browser asks "are you sure?" when I clear my history as if theres anyone more sure of what theyre doing than someone clearing his history
I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I`m not an actor.
If you go to dinner alone always ask for a table for two. Look sad as you eat and you will almost always get a free dessert
Friends are like slinkys, they are twisted as heck but you can`t help but laugh when they fall down the stairs.
If pigs could fly, nobody would be eating chicken wings.
Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
What do you mean being awesome for another year isn`t a resolution?
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...
Microsoft Excel has got to be the worlds worst video game.