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My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)
Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I`m making you up.
I hope someone drives slightly slower in front of you on a crowded highway and you can’t pass.
I`m in big trouble if my coworkers find out I don`t really have Tourette`s.
Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
It`s ok to admit when you`re wrong. Just don`t tell anyone.
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
True love is biting a slice of pizza when you`re fully aware that it will burn the roof of your mouth.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Thanks to the presence of fools, wise people stand out.