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the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
I swear Mosquitos have a chart of the human body they study before they leave their nest...They seem to always bite on the worst possible places.. It`s like they huddle up and make a plan: "Ok Sally, you take the toe knuckles.. Betty, you get the crack behind the knee, Mary, you take the ankles, and I`ll take the finger knuckles..Ready? Break!"
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
when i was little my dad told me that the icecream man only played music when he ran out of icecream well played dad well played
My idea of getting lucky is having someone else do the laundry.
I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it’s AM. Google thinks I’ve got my life together.
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.
It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"