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Do you really know me or am I just an idea that you`ve built in your head?
Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
"I`m sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing...except when you`re at a funeral.
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not "content creator"?
I think we`ll be friends forever because we`re too lazy to find new friends.
Dear naps, I`m sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid.
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
I wonder when people without cars pick their noses…
Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don`t even have a battery in my smoke detector...
What idiot decided it should be my foot`s asleep instead of coma toes?
Every conversation should come with a snooze button. That way if you`re being too boring, I can push a button and keep you from talking for the next 10 minutes.
I hate getting paid and being broke all in the same day!! :(
At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.