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People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
Someone should use screen recording software to record an entire day’s worth of working on spreadsheets and post it to YouTube so that I can play it full screen and pretend like I’m working.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
Just changed my dating profile headline to: “Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives” …crossing my fingers.
I prefer my kale with a silent "K"
There’s no question about it, the second half of the tank of gas goes twice as fast as the first!
I`m lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
FUN FACT: I can fit 17 Pringles in my mouth. SAD FACT: I tried to figure out how many Pringles I could fit in my mouth.
Just bought two donuts without sprinkles...Diets are hard!
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)
Guys communicate by insulting each other, but don’t really mean it. Girls communicate by complimenting each other, but don’t really mean it.
They`ll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that`s been open for more than 2 years.