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Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
Right now I`m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I`ve forgotten this before.
"What did you do today?" "I text messaged." :)
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
Just bought me a medical alert bracelet that says... "probably just sh!tfaced"
Remember to make some bad decisions today. 20 years from now that’s all you’ll have to make your kids think you’re cool.
We get it people on Facebook. You`re married, you have kids, you`re happy. Calm down.
when I`m quiet, strangers look at me and think I`m shy. People who know me think: OMG! he`s thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You`ve probably seen our poster.
yes I have a dirty mind, and yes you are in it...
Seriousley.. The cuntestents in the 2013 speling beee contast hafe too now no the meening of the werd thay hafe been axed too spell. I coud rock that contast so eesy :))))) eg. The meening of "Easy". Anser: a kids oven
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… After I finish laughing.
Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?