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If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate, it is not me. I believe I`ve been hacked.
I`m a good singer. Unfortunately I have a bad voice.
The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
Don`t ``Wine and dine`` me ... ``Champagne`` me ... step it up a notch
It`s finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
I don`t think its a coincidence that "Sober" and "So bored" sound very much alike
4 out of 5 voices in my head think the other voice is a douche.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.
You know what is cheaper than therapy? ... Admitting you`re batshit crazy and running with it.
Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
A lot of guys get married just because they`re hungry.
Friends don’t let friends twerk.
Back in my day it was called daydreaming…not ADHD.