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Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
I saved someone`s life today. Well, I resisted the urge to strangle the life out of some idiot. That`s the same thing, right?
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
I don`t think its a coincidence that "Sober" and "So bored" sound very much alike
Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
I don`t hate you, it`s just, if you were on fire. I would roast marshmallows.
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it’s not there to tempt me anymore.
I would`ve thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited `til it was dark instead.
I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me
Running behind is my cardio.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
Does this floor I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?