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Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
Women need a tattoo that somehow signals their menstrual cycle ... * A Cramp Stamp
Porn is so unrealistic. There`s no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
I love water. Especially when it`s frozen and surrounded by vodka.
Life is like a p@nis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard
Due to the rise in the economy, the position 69 will now be 96, due to the higher cost of eating out.
The internet has made me so ADD. Started off googling "how to replace a timing belt" ended up watching a video on how to milk a camel.
I`ve found that nowadays most people don`t like holding hands in public. Especially if you don`t know them.
Yes, that`s correct. And the horse you rode in on.
If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
Duct tape can`t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.