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I just called. To say. I texted you.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
True love doesn`t care about the look or size of your wallet, it`s all about what`s inside ..... the wallet.
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don’t love anything.
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
No matter how old you are, If a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die.
Very little scares me. So does very big.
No officer I wasn’t texting, that’s dangerous. I was checking my email.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Some people are grateful for the impact you made in their life…. It’s not me, I think you’re a pr!ck.
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
You haven`t truly tested your patience yet until you get stuck behind an undecided person at a Redbox kiosk.