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In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
A recent survey revealed that 4 out of 5 women think I`m an a-hole...
As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
Sorry I`m late, the floor was lava
thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I’m sober.
If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. Then smack yourself in the face for getting offended by something on the Internet.
Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
*Gets absolutely nothing done*… Welp time for a break.
Most people don`t think I`m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
I get a real kick out of people who drive a mile in their car to run a mile on a treadmill.
Remember when AT&T told you to "reach out and touch someone" and you ended up with that restraining order? ... Good times!
BEFORE I GET DRUNK, NAKED,THROWN IN JAIL AND LOOSE MY DAMN PHONE. *HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Going to write hasbro a nasty letter!!! The monopoly get out of jail free card doesn`t work...since I`m texting you can you come bail me out?
You mellennials and your obsession with public healthcare, back in my day we just died!