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It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
Yeah he`s still bugging me...he thinks Harass is two words.
As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
Facebook.. reminds me a lot of high school. Full of alcohol, drugs, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of boobs I`ll never get to touch.
I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
Whatever “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS. Challenge accepted.
What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they’re absolutely right because smart men don’t get married.
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
"Wow! That butterfly`s gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy
Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride