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Where do homeless people find all these sharpies?
Im at a beer tasting today..so far they all taste the same out of this case...well done Budweiser...well done!!
Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
If you`re a vegan an atheist and a liberal, how do you choose which way to annoy people at Thanksgiving first?
I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
"Mary had a little lamb. That`s had." - the wolf
If you are what you eat then where is this place that a ton of people are eating stupid?
This oatmeal tastes like I`m gonna need a doughnut.
Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"