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If you`re going to be a d!ck.. At least be a big one.
I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
I pack an hour before leaving for a trip but unpacks 3 months after coming home
I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering "You look fat in those pants".
“Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
Monopoly: Destroying friendships since 1904
In terms of procrastination, I`ve had a very productive day.
According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, "neighborhood watch" isn`t what I thought it was.
You know you are getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
If only someone on the internet would give me their opinion on the election.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
is running out of excuses for the stupid things I do. Please submit suggestions below.
After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.
Yeah, I was gonna do that, but summer.