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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
Me putting up with you is your Christmas present.
There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer.
Imagine, for a moment, what you could accomplish if you had the persistence and drive of the Adobe Acrobat Reader updater.
Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
If you`re able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: "It`s done, but there`s blood everywhere!"
Here`s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
I`ve found that nowadays most people don`t like holding hands in public. Especially if you don`t know them.
I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I`m making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 forms
Wouldn`t ventriloquists be a lot cooler if they could throw their farts?