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My goal today is to lose this hangover and earn another
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
It takes one slow walking person in the grocery store, to remove the illusion that I`m a nice person.
I often confuse reptiles and amphibians. Actually, if I`m being brutally honest, they pretty much never know what I`m talking about
I`m not sure it`s possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it`s what it`s.
Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
Whenever you can`t think of anything to say in therapy just go with, "I`ve been thinking about killing you."
The awkward moment when you type HO instead of HI.