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Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea!
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
I was an atheist, until I realized I was a sex god.
I got this weird condition where I drink a case of beer and fall down.
Dear naps, I`m sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid.
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Pointing out the food you just dropped on the floor to your dog because you`re too lazy to clean it.
I`ll vacuum over something a hundred times before I pick it up and place it back down and try again.
One day id like to have a brand new Iphone like the lady in front of me with the food stamps.
One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
Moral compass? Is there an app for that?
Words of Wisdom: Don`t cover your mouth when you sneeze. You`ll get snot and stuff all over your hands