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Whats the difference between a phone number & an opinion? People ask for your phone number.
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
Little to no thought was put into this status.
I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven...does God hide behind the pearly gates and pretend he`s not in?
All I`m saying is you don`t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
When do you take 5 hr energy? Right when I get off work ..12am!..beer here I come!
I can`t help but feel important when someone says there`s a special place in hell for people like me.
One day id like to have a brand new Iphone like the lady in front of me with the food stamps.
You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y`all.
An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
Self checkout must have been invented by a guy who had to buy tampons.
If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.