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How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
Looking back at old text messages and Facebook messages and being like "What the hell was I thinking when I said that."
You guys, how can true love still exist if we don`t have mixed tapes anymore?
Dogs love you even if you’re ugly.
The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
Frozen water balloon fights... not a good idea.
I`m only gonna have one beer. At a time. Until all the beer is gone.
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes off 9 minutes of your life.. According to my calculations i should have died in 1732.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.
The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. It’s greener where you water it.
When your Dr. says "I`ll need to Google that"..... it`s time to change Doctors
Most bags of sand live a tough life stopping floods. But some, the lucky ones, live a leisurely life tied to the basket of a hot air balloon