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Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.
We`re all just nudists in disguise.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
Call me a hoarder if you want but don`t come crying to me when you need a 3 foot tall stack of mayonnaise jar labels.
cofeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee... Wheeeeeeeeee!
Look for my new diet book: "How To Work Out And Watch What You Eat And Still Gain Plenty Of Weight"
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
Shout out to the post office for delivering my recycling to me every day.
Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent ... I would have to say it’s the kids.
It`s the weekend!!! I haven`t been this excited since my phone got stuck on vibrate.
Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you`ll be really far away from me with your motivational nonsense.
I wish all my freckles would just mix into a tan.
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.