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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Contrary to popular belief, it`s actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress
The lack of a secret handshake makes me question the strength of our friendship.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
The Brain ? Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
I just want a reason to dramatically slide across the hood of a car.
I had the greatest bowel movement at 2am......unfortunately I woke up at 8am (<>..<>)
Where have you been all my life? ... Please go back there.
My mother suggested that I get professional help... and that`s when I hired my first hooker.
Getting drunk and listening to loud music solves 87% of all life`s problems
My New Years Eve = Hangover 4
I just want to be as thin as my patience.
My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.