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If you figure me out I want an explanation.
Do you know what would really be fun? ... No really.. If you know, tell me.. I`m bored to death.
I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
Little to no thought was put into this status.
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
I can`t wait to procrastinate.
I`m considering buying a racehorse and naming it, "My Face". Just so I can hear everyone in the stands scream "Come on, My face!!"...
As soon as I figure out who drank my 2 cases of beer, I`m gonna try to figure out why I`m so drunk.
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
When I drink I become everybody`s friend which makes up for my hating everybody when I`m sober.
i have noticed you notice me noticing you
I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
I really worried about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
When sitting directly across from someone also using a laptop, I can`t stop myself from telling them, "you sunk my battleship!"
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?