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You can stop lifting weights now; it’s actually your personality that nobody likes.
You`d think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won`t
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time
You know that 200-foot high expansion bridge you drove over today? Just remember that it was built by the lowest bidder.
What do crickets hear when they have an awkward silence?
If you go for a jog and you don`t post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
Unless your kid`s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.
My clothes are 75% off and this is not a sale.
I would offer moral support ... But my morals are questionable.
If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....
You`re annoying, but honestly, I`ve been annoyed by better.