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I`ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
I swear this is the last time I watch Groundhog Day
I miss that feeling you`d get at the video store when you discovered the movie you wanted to rent was available.
I have been snoring a lot lately and apparently my coworkers find it distracting
What do crickets hear when they have an awkward silence?
You know you`re broke when your Bologna Does Not have a first name!
“FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!” – Mother Nature
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
If only my goals were to be poor, lazy and out of shape.
Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I know where you can buy drugs"
Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
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