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Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, if my memory gets any worse I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
Who knew adulthood would involve so much Advil?
Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them.
"Baby on Board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know. I was about to ram into your car but now I won`t.
Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There`s liquor and you can`t hear them.
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
This oatmeal tastes like I`m gonna need a doughnut.
Whenever being single gets me down, I like to close my eyes, take a deep breath and then go do whatever I want pretty much nonstop.
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
When setting the table, does the remote go to the left or the right of the dinner plate?
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I`m just cooking!"
I don`t use cocaine, I just like the way it smells.