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I just got gas for $1.79... Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
Who knew rock bottom was so crowded?
A hard thing about business is minding your own
I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
You`d think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I’m starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.
I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it`s health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!
Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought "my god that is so hot it`s burning my fingers" and immediately popped it in my mouth ... I`m a goddamn genius.
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
Gonna try out my new drinking game tonight... 1. Turn on the news. 2. Take a drink every time the word FERGUSON is said!
I try not to limit my madness to March.
I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels