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I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
I don`t mind sharing the highway with other people. I just wish they`d use the part behind me.
Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
My tombstone will probably say, "Dead, but finally sober".
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If your parents told you you`re beautiful, they`re lyin to you..:D
Why can`t Miss Piggy count to 100? Cuz` when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat!
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
It`s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don`t need to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.
I like staying up insanely late but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep. See my dilemma?