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is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... I´m looking at Hustler and having a beer.
What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best-looking guy in the world, but,....Oh,hell. Now I`m depressed.
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
Happy "Another excuse to drink" Day!
"I know im the best driver on the road" thinks every guy.
Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
If a lesbian c*ckblocks another lesbian, is that considered a beaver dam?
If I had a dollar for every time I had a nickel.......
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people.
When you are a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since I last saw you!" As an adult, not so much.
The best part of being single is that you always get to be right.
Babies dont have parents, they have staff.
I`m thinking of making a sax tape to make myself well known like some of the bad boys and girls do...does it matter if I can`t play it?