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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
Me putting up with you is your Christmas present.
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
Forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question.
If you like to make love while listeninag to music, always choose live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
If you can´t amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullsh*t
I always wrap someone`s fist bump with my high five because paper beats rock.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
lf the people in the movies listened to me, they would still be alive.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you`ll be really far away from me with your motivational nonsense.
My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I`m pretty damn excited.