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Make somebody happy today... mind your own business!!!
Which wine goes best with more wine?
The women at this gym act like nobody’s ever tried taking their measurements before.
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
If you are used to seeing a fat, naked guy walk around his house, then you are probably my neighbor.
That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction..
Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
This Pokemon Go crap is getting ridiculous. I just saw a fight breakout between the pokebloods and the pokecrips.
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
I can`t relate to people who "forget to eat"
If someone doesn`t respond to your text within 5 minutes, they obviously don`t love you anymore. Probably never did, react accordingly.
Whoever made up the saying "It`s the thought that counts" never got a pair of crocs for Christmas.