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Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
Some women need to realize that showing cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
Oops is farting in the elevator and thinking it would be silent.
The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
I hate it when people exaggerate my mistakes and make it seem like I’ve commited a crime.
We get it people on Facebook. You`re married, you have kids, you`re happy. Calm down.
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
Ever been in the middle of writing a great post and think, did I just run someone over?
So if a dentist makes money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should we trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
The Bible is Christianity’s Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app
I`m confused by this "It`s 5 o`clock somewhere" statement. Bars open at 11. Idiots.
Why is it Donald Duck never wore pants but always had a towel wrapped around his waist when he got out of the shower?
Hey, chicks who have words tattooed on your tits... We didn`t come here to read.
I can`t believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment