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An awkward morning beats a boring night.
Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
You’re the reason I wake up everyday... Just kidding I have a job!!
I hate when beggars rattle their cup full of coins at me. Yes i know! You have more money than me, you don`t have to rub it in..
I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
Just when you think someone couldn`t be any more annoying I test your theory.
Me: I`m gonna lose weight. Me: I`m gonna exercise every day. Me: I`m gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?
I like people the most when I`m by myself.