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Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
Before you judge me, know that I don`t give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
My key to happiness is probably lost somewhere in the junk drawer.
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
Saw my ex with another guy at a bar last night. So I ordered a beer, took a few sips, walked over to their table, gave her date the rest of my drink and walked away... #leftovers
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
I’d slap you but I’m pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty.
It’s amazing what I’m able to get done when I need to do something else.
Nicknames are way more fun when people don’t know they have them.
If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for “real life” they would offer a class called “working with a$$holes”
One fun way to describe Facebook is “imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart.”
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database.
What`s the point of a highschool reunion? I`ve got Facebook. I already know you got fat.