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K-Y should be called K-WHEN, because we already know why.
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
My lack of dusting will finally pay off on Halloween.
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band will soon be releasing their debut album. They`re called Nuns `n` Moses.
I never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn’t hate.
I only use shampoo that smells like raspberries so people don`t think it`s weird when I have jam in my hair.
If there is anything I learned from 80`s movies it`s that I`m the best around, and nothing is ever gonna keep me down
Couldn`t stay awake sitting on the couch, so I laid down in bed to make sure I wouldn`t fall asleep
I like my coffee like I like my men: caffeinated, made of beans, muscular, tousled hair, you know what, I don`t really know how to do this..
Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.
Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you`re really clingy and annoying
I`m having an out of money experience.
*driving behind a cop* Well, well, well. Looks like the tables have turned.
I`m glad I don`t work in an office. I can only imagine the smell at lunch time when everybody opens their egg salad sandwiches today.
It’s not my fault God gave you boobs to stare at.